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Woah… hot.
Wow, *swoon*
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No safeword tonight.
*Slap*
No getting away from me.
*Slap*
You’re getting angry at me again.
*Slap*
I can see it in your eyes.
*Slap*
You hate it when I do this.
*Slap*
You hate me when I do this.
*Slap*
Know this now. I’m going to slap your face until there is no anger or hate left in your eyes. Until you give up. Don’t try to fake it. I’m going to keep slapping you long after you think you’ve given up. You don’t know what giving up is yet.
*Slap*
It will be faster if you don’t fight it inside yourself. If you give up consciously right now. It will still take a long time for you to give up subconsciously — I’m going to start with 100 — but it will be faster if you don’t fight it.
*Slap*
You’re crying already. That’s a good start.
*Slap*
(via libraryvixen)
RIP Peter Steele. (January 4, 1962 – April 14, 2010)
two years already? O.o
(Source: figurativetheatre)
Updating her Facebook status to “Cuffed and Gagged”.
I wish.
(via swisssublover)
(Source: thelandofrapeandhoney, via antsintheafterbirth)
(via slaveshouse)
Lab Pup’s Dandruff Problem Turned Out to Just Be Snow
A black Labrador puppy named Jameson was embarrassed and confused about the little white flakes he discovered on his head. Three dermatologists and $1,700 later, the Denver pup realized the flakes would only appear when he was outside in the winter.
Submitted by Brian Melton.
HOW’S YOUR HANGOVER? IS IT BAD? IT LOOKS BAD! YOU’LLL HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHEN YOU ANSWER ME BECAUSE I HAVE AN EAR INFECTION THAT MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO HEAR! THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO THOSE EARLY ‘90S HAPPY HARDCORE EXTENDED CLUB MIXES ALL MORNING! WHEN THE VOLUME’S UP ALL THE WAY I CAN REALLY FEEL THE BASS! CAN YOU? CAN YOU FEEL THAT BASS?
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DO YOU WANT SOME TEA OR SOMETHING? JUST LET ME KNOW!
xD
(Source: sjovhedsnyt, via smokeporch)
